Marketing Excuses*
APR
7

Tuesday

April 7, 2026SEVERE

Problem

Championship discourse is draining site traffic.

Excuse

1 / 40

The championship game is tonight and attention spans are already courtside.

Tomorrow everyone mourns their bracket, then normal CTR resumes.

Sports

Also in effect on this date

The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

  • The Masters is on and your highest-value demo is whispering at a television.

    Sports · in effect 04-07 to 04-14

  • Augusta's broadcast has better production values than your entire brand.

    Sports · in effect 04-07 to 04-14

  • Every accountant in America is unreachable and every filer is doing math.

    Economy · in effect 04-01 to 04-15

  • Half your audience is traveling and the other half is pretending to work from Cabo.

    Vacation · in effect 03-01 to 04-10

  • Spring break is staggered by school district, so demand is dissolving one region at a time.

    Vacation · in effect 03-01 to 04-10

  • TSA throughput is up and your conversion rate is down. These facts are related.

    Vacation · in effect 03-01 to 04-10

  • Tax season dread has entered the purchase funnel.

    Economy · in effect 03-15 to 04-15

  • Campaign media buyers are already testing against your exact audiences.

    Politics · in effect 01-15 to 06-30 · election years