Marketing Excuses*
DEC
21

Monday

December 21, 2026SEVERE

Problem

Solstice darkness is shortening the shopping day.

Excuse

1 / 40

Less daylight today means fewer conversions, the math checks out.

Cosmic

Also in effect on this date

The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

  • Nobody is clicking ads. They're trying to survive Christmas.

    Holidays · in effect 12-20 to 12-25

  • The week before Christmas is a logistics operation, not a shopping mood.

    Holidays · in effect 12-20 to 12-23

  • Your audience is in a car crossing three states with the family group chat muted.

    Vacation · in effect 12-21 to 12-25

  • The last real business day of the year arrived earlier than anyone admits.

    Seasonality · in effect 12-10 to 12-24

  • Everyone is in planning meetings for next year instead of running this year.

    Marketing Ops · in effect 12-01 to 12-31

  • Use-it-or-lose-it PTO is expiring, so the workforce is vanishing in unscheduled increments.

    Vacation · in effect 12-01 to 12-31

  • Half the org is out of office and the other half is covering for them, badly.

    Vacation · in effect 12-15 to 12-31

  • Every other advertiser is dumping year-end budget into the auction.

    Marketing Ops · in effect 12-15 to 12-31