Marketing Excuses*
JAN
8

Thursday

January 8, 2026SEVERE

Problem

Post-holiday budget exhaustion is suppressing conversion.

Excuse

1 / 40

Everyone spent their entire discretionary budget in December.

Your ad is competing with a purchase decision that already happened.

Holidays

Also in effect on this date

The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

  • Dry January is suppressing impulse purchases across every category.

    Consumer Behavior · in effect New Year's Day (9d after)

  • Q1 budgets exist in a spreadsheet that finance has not unlocked yet.

    Holidays · in effect New Year's Day (6d before through 9d after)

  • Half the country has not mentally returned from break.

    Vacation · in effect New Year's Day (6d before through 9d after)

  • The country is technically back at work but functionally still in transition.

    Seasonality · in effect 01-02 to 01-10

  • Gyms are absorbing all available discretionary intent right now.

    Holidays · in effect New Year's Day (6d before through 9d after)

  • People are focused on becoming a new person, not on your funnel.

    Holidays · in effect New Year's Day (6d before through 9d after)

  • Everyone saw their December credit card statement.

    Economy · in effect 01-05 to 01-31

  • Gift card redemptions are distorting everything.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 01-01 to 01-15