QBR prep has consumed everyone who could have approved anything.

The people with budgets are building slides about the budgets.

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The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

Your target demo has money on this game.
Sports · in effect March Madness tip-off (4d before through 18d after)
First-round games tip off at noon on a workday, twice.
Sports · in effect March Madness tip-off (4d before through 18d after)
Quarter-end discounts have trained every buyer to wait you out.
Workweek · in effect 03-25 to 03-31, 06-25 to 06-30, 09-25 to 09-30, 12-26 to 12-31
Everyone's bracket died over the weekend and took their engagement with it.
Sports · in effect March Madness final (14d before)
Conversions happen at desks and the desks are streaming a 12 seed.
Sports · in effect March Madness tip-off (4d before through 18d after)
Sports gambling apps are absorbing the disposable income you were counting on.
Sports · in effect March Madness tip-off (4d before through 18d after)
Your agency is re-forecasting instead of optimizing.
Workweek · in effect 03-25 to 03-31, 06-25 to 06-30, 09-25 to 09-30, 12-26 to 12-31
Half your audience is traveling and the other half is pretending to work from Cabo.
Vacation · in effect 03-01 to 04-10