Everyone between 25 and 40 is at a wedding right now.

Also in effect on this date

The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

• A third of the country is inside the cone of uncertainty, emotionally if not geographically.

  Weather · in effect 09-01 to 10-15

• The spaghetti models are getting better engagement than your entire account.

  Weather · in effect 09-01 to 10-15

• New routines have locked in, and impulse purchasing was not written into any of them.

  Seasonality · in effect 09-10 to 09-30

• Everyone is at an orchard.

  Weather · in effect 09-15 to 10-31

• Wedding season is extracting registry spend, travel spend, and attention from your exact demographic.

  Seasonality · in effect 05-15 to 06-30, 09-01 to 09-30

• Hurricane season has coastal customers postponing anything that requires a delivery.

  Weather · in effect 09-01 to 10-15

• Being a wedding guest is now a four-figure commitment, and your product is the tradeoff.

  Seasonality · in effect 05-15 to 06-30, 09-01 to 09-30

• Leaf peeping has half your audience on a scenic byway with no signal.

  Weather · in effect 09-15 to 10-31