Marketing Excuses*
DEC
6

Sunday

December 6, 2026SEVERE

Problem

Year-in-review virality is drowning campaign engagement.

Excuse

1 / 40

Spotify Wrapped is the only personalization anyone wants to see right now.

Your dynamic product recommendations cannot compete with a top artists list.

Media & Culture

Also in effect on this date

The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

  • Everyone already spent their money on Black Friday.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 12-01 to 12-10

  • Every feed is Wrapped screenshots and none of them are yours.

    Media & Culture · in effect 12-01 to 12-07

  • Ad fatigue from November is collecting interest.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 12-01 to 12-10

  • Your full-price December looks bad next to your discounted November.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 12-01 to 12-10

  • The country is in a brief post-BFCM remorse window.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 12-01 to 12-10

  • Shoppers who wanted a deal already got one.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 12-01 to 12-10

  • Holiday party season has your audience commuting between open bars.

    Seasonality · in effect 12-01 to 12-20

  • Everyone is in planning meetings for next year instead of running this year.

    Marketing Ops · in effect 12-01 to 12-31