Marketing Excuses*
JAN
12

Monday

January 12, 2026POOR

Problem

Holiday statement shock is suppressing January CVR.

Excuse

1 / 40

Everyone saw their December credit card statement.

The screenshot is circulating in group chats as a cautionary tale.

Economy

Also in effect on this date

The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

  • Gift card redemptions are distorting everything.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 01-01 to 01-15

  • Your audience saw two months of ads and would like to be left alone.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 01-01 to 01-15

  • Post-BFCM ad fatigue is a recognized condition through mid-January.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 01-01 to 01-15

  • Consumers are canceling anything with a recurring charge, for sport.

    Economy · in effect 01-05 to 01-31

  • January customers are exchanging, not shopping.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 01-01 to 01-15

  • Shoppers watched prices drop for 60 days and remember everything.

    Retail Calendar · in effect 01-01 to 01-15

  • Red carpet galleries are outperforming every asset your team has ever produced.

    Media & Culture · in effect 01-05 to 03-15

  • Carriers issued weather advisories and your delivery promise quietly stopped being a promise.

    Weather · in effect 12-01 to 03-10