Marketing Excuses*
MAY
15

Friday

May 15, 2026UNFAVORABLE

Problem

End-of-year school events are swallowing weekend traffic.

Excuse

1 / 40

End-of-school-year event density has peaked. Every parent is at a recital.

The recital has a bake sale, which is currently your most serious competitor.

Seasonality

Also in effect on this date

The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

  • It is graduation season, and gift budgets have been claimed by people in rented gowns.

    Seasonality · in effect 05-10 to 06-15

  • Families are crossing the country to watch a name get read aloud.

    Vacation · in effect 05-10 to 06-15

  • Campaign media buyers are already testing against your exact audiences.

    Politics · in effect 01-15 to 06-30 · election years

  • It's 72 degrees outside. Nobody wants to see your carousel ad.

    Weather · in effect 03-15 to 06-10

  • Daylight now extends past dinner, and scrolling has lost its time slot.

    Weather · in effect 04-15 to 06-10

  • Your audience is sneezing, not shopping.

    Weather · in effect 04-01 to 05-31

  • Wedding season is extracting registry spend, travel spend, and attention from your exact demographic.

    Seasonality · in effect 05-15 to 06-30, 09-01 to 09-30

  • Patio season opened this week and took evening screen time with it.

    Weather · in effect 04-01 to 06-10