Marketing Excuses*
SEP
7

Monday

September 7, 2026SEVERE

Problem

Labor Day getaways are stalling checkout.

Excuse

1 / 40

It's the last weekend of summer and your audience knows it.

They are squeezing in one more trip, not a checkout flow.

Holidays

Also in effect on this date

The full docket. Any of these would hold up in a Monday standup.

  • The Tuesday after Labor Day is the real New Year and everyone is in planning mode.

    Holidays · in effect Labor Day (2d after)

  • Summer is ending, fall has not started, and nobody buys anything during the changeover.

    Holidays · in effect Labor Day (6d before through 2d after)

  • Labor Day weekend is when every retailer clears the same inventory at once.

    Holidays · in effect Labor Day (6d before through 1d after)

  • After Labor Day, every campaign in America went to full spend.

    Politics · in effect Labor Day (7d after)

  • Households are adjusting to new school routines, and adjustment does not include your checkout flow.

    Seasonality · in effect 09-01 to 09-10

  • Fantasy football draft prep is currently a second job for your entire audience.

    Sports · in effect 08-15 to 09-10

  • More research is going into twelfth-round sleepers than into any purchase decision.

    Sports · in effect 08-15 to 09-10

  • A third of the country is inside the cone of uncertainty, emotionally if not geographically.

    Weather · in effect 09-01 to 10-15