Marketing Excuses*

February 2026

There are fewer days, therefore everything looks bad.

  1. Sun 1Every advertiser suddenly thinks they're Nike.
  2. Mon 2Every advertiser suddenly thinks they're Nike.
  3. Tue 3Every advertiser suddenly thinks they're Nike.
  4. Wed 4Every advertiser suddenly thinks they're Nike.
  5. Thu 5Every advertiser suddenly thinks they're Nike.
  6. Fri 6Every advertiser suddenly thinks they're Nike.
  7. Sat 7Every advertiser suddenly thinks they're Nike.
  8. Sun 8Every advertiser suddenly thinks they're Nike.
  9. Mon 9The Monday after the Super Bowl is a national productivity crater.
  10. Tue 10The Monday after the Super Bowl is a national productivity crater.
  11. Wed 11Every flower, chocolate, and jewelry brand in America is in the auction right now.
  12. Thu 12Every flower, chocolate, and jewelry brand in America is in the auction right now.
  13. Fri 13Every flower, chocolate, and jewelry brand in America is in the auction right now.
  14. Sat 14Every flower, chocolate, and jewelry brand in America is in the auction right now.
  15. Sun 15Romance commerce shut down at midnight and regular commerce has not resumed.
  16. Mon 16Every mattress and appliance retailer declared a Presidents' Day event at once.
  17. Tue 17Every mattress and appliance retailer declared a Presidents' Day event at once.
  18. Wed 18Refund checks hit. They're buying TVs, not your product.
  19. Thu 19Refund checks hit. They're buying TVs, not your product.
  20. Fri 20Refund checks hit. They're buying TVs, not your product.
  21. Sat 21Tax refund spending is inflating every benchmark except yours.
  22. Sun 22Refund checks hit. They're buying TVs, not your product.
  23. Mon 23Tax refund spending is inflating every benchmark except yours.
  24. Tue 24Refund checks hit. They're buying TVs, not your product.
  25. Wed 25Tax refund spending is inflating every benchmark except yours.
  26. Thu 26Refund checks hit. They're buying TVs, not your product.
  27. Fri 27Tax refund spending is inflating every benchmark except yours.
  28. Sat 28Refund checks hit. They're buying TVs, not your product.