Marketing Excuses*

March 2026

Everyone is distracted, and some of them are in Cabo.

  1. Sun 1Half your audience is traveling and the other half is pretending to work from Cabo.
  2. Mon 2Half your audience is traveling and the other half is pretending to work from Cabo.
  3. Tue 3Half your audience is traveling and the other half is pretending to work from Cabo.
  4. Wed 4Half your audience is traveling and the other half is pretending to work from Cabo.
  5. Thu 5Half your audience is traveling and the other half is pretending to work from Cabo.
  6. Fri 6The jobs report came out this morning.
  7. Sat 7Half your audience is traveling and the other half is pretending to work from Cabo.
  8. Sun 8Everyone lost an hour of sleep and has decided it is your fault.
  9. Mon 9Everyone lost an hour of sleep and has decided it is your fault.
  10. Tue 10Everyone lost an hour of sleep and has decided it is your fault.
  11. Wed 11Oscar discourse now occupies the exact feed real estate you paid for.
  12. Thu 12Oscar discourse now occupies the exact feed real estate you paid for.
  13. Fri 13It is Friday the 13th, and consumer confidence is superstitious.
  14. Sat 14Oscar discourse now occupies the exact feed real estate you paid for.
  15. Sun 15Oscar discourse now occupies the exact feed real estate you paid for.
  16. Mon 16Oscar discourse now occupies the exact feed real estate you paid for.
  17. Tue 17Brackets are being managed during work hours with enterprise-grade attention.
  18. Wed 18Brackets are being managed during work hours with enterprise-grade attention.
  19. Thu 19Brackets are being managed during work hours with enterprise-grade attention.
  20. Fri 20Brackets are being managed during work hours with enterprise-grade attention.
  21. Sat 21Brackets are being managed during work hours with enterprise-grade attention.
  22. Sun 22Brackets are being managed during work hours with enterprise-grade attention.
  23. Mon 23Brackets are being managed during work hours with enterprise-grade attention.
  24. Tue 24Brackets are being managed during work hours with enterprise-grade attention.
  25. Wed 25QBR prep has consumed everyone who could have approved anything.
  26. Thu 26Your target demo has money on this game.
  27. Fri 27QBR prep has consumed everyone who could have approved anything.
  28. Sat 28Everyone's bracket died over the weekend and took their engagement with it.
  29. Sun 29Easter moved again this year, so your year-over-year comps are meaningless.
  30. Mon 30Easter moved again this year, so your year-over-year comps are meaningless.
  31. Tue 31Easter moved again this year, so your year-over-year comps are meaningless.