Marketing Excuses*

July 2026

Nobody is home.

  1. Wed 1Discretionary spend is being converted directly into explosives.
  2. Thu 2Nobody has ever optimized a landing page while standing next to a grill.
  3. Fri 3Nobody has ever optimized a landing page while standing next to a grill.
  4. Sat 4Nobody has ever optimized a landing page while standing next to a grill.
  5. Sun 5Nobody has ever optimized a landing page while standing next to a grill.
  6. Mon 6The week of July 4th is a national out-of-office.
  7. Tue 7The week of July 4th is a national out-of-office.
  8. Wed 8The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  9. Thu 9Amazon temporarily owns ecommerce.
  10. Fri 10Amazon temporarily owns ecommerce.
  11. Sat 11Amazon temporarily owns ecommerce.
  12. Sun 12Amazon temporarily owns ecommerce.
  13. Mon 13Amazon temporarily owns ecommerce.
  14. Tue 14Amazon temporarily owns ecommerce.
  15. Wed 15Amazon temporarily owns ecommerce.
  16. Thu 16Amazon temporarily owns ecommerce.
  17. Fri 17The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  18. Sat 18The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  19. Sun 19The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  20. Mon 20The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  21. Tue 21The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  22. Wed 22The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  23. Thu 23The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  24. Fri 24The summer slump is real, documented, and conveniently unfalsifiable.
  25. Sat 25Back-to-school creative went live in July and consumers are punishing everyone for it.
  26. Sun 26Back-to-school creative went live in July and consumers are punishing everyone for it.
  27. Mon 27Back-to-school creative went live in July and consumers are punishing everyone for it.
  28. Tue 28Back-to-school creative went live in July and consumers are punishing everyone for it.
  29. Wed 29Back-to-school creative went live in July and consumers are punishing everyone for it.
  30. Thu 30Back-to-school creative went live in July and consumers are punishing everyone for it.
  31. Fri 31Back-to-school creative went live in July and consumers are punishing everyone for it.