Marketing Excuses*

June 2026

Everyone is outside.

  1. Mon 1School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  2. Tue 2School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  3. Wed 3School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  4. Thu 4School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  5. Fri 5The jobs report came out this morning.
  6. Sat 6School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  7. Sun 7School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  8. Mon 8School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  9. Tue 9School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  10. Wed 10School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  11. Thu 11School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  12. Fri 12School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  13. Sat 13School just let out and every household with children is in logistical freefall.
  14. Sun 14All consumer intent this week is grills, golf, and gadgets, in that order.
  15. Mon 15All consumer intent this week is grills, golf, and gadgets, in that order.
  16. Tue 16All consumer intent this week is grills, golf, and gadgets, in that order.
  17. Wed 17A federal holiday just removed a working day from your attribution window.
  18. Thu 18All consumer intent this week is grills, golf, and gadgets, in that order.
  19. Fri 19A federal holiday just removed a working day from your attribution window.
  20. Sat 20It is the longest day of the year and nobody converts outdoors.
  21. Sun 21It is the longest day of the year and nobody converts outdoors.
  22. Mon 22By late June the entire country is planning the same week off.
  23. Tue 23Graduation open house season is consuming every suburban weekend and its sheet cake budget.
  24. Wed 24By late June the entire country is planning the same week off.
  25. Thu 25QBR prep has consumed everyone who could have approved anything.
  26. Fri 26QBR prep has consumed everyone who could have approved anything.
  27. Sat 27The week of July 4th is a national out-of-office.
  28. Sun 28The week of July 4th is a national out-of-office.
  29. Mon 29The week of July 4th is a national out-of-office.
  30. Tue 30Discretionary spend is being converted directly into explosives.