- Tue 1Everyone already spent their money on Black Friday.
- Wed 2Spotify Wrapped is the only personalization anyone wants to see right now.
- Thu 3Everyone already spent their money on Black Friday.
- Fri 4The jobs report came out this morning.
- Sat 5Everyone already spent their money on Black Friday.
- Sun 6Spotify Wrapped is the only personalization anyone wants to see right now.
- Mon 7Everyone already spent their money on Black Friday.
- Tue 8Everyone already spent their money on Black Friday.
- Wed 9Everyone already spent their money on Black Friday.
- Thu 10Everyone already spent their money on Black Friday.
- Fri 11The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Sat 12The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Sun 13The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Mon 14The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Tue 15The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Wed 16The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Thu 17The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Fri 18The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Sat 19The shipping deadline is killing conversion for anything that ships.
- Sun 20Nobody is clicking ads. They're trying to survive Christmas.
- Mon 21Less daylight today means fewer conversions, the math checks out.
- Tue 22Less daylight today means fewer conversions, the math checks out.
- Wed 23Nobody is clicking ads. They're trying to survive Christmas.
- Thu 24It's Christmas Eve. The only conversions happening are digital gift cards at 11 pm.
- Fri 25It's Christmas Day. Screens belong to grandparents on video calls and children with new tablets.
- Sat 26Everyone is returning what marketing convinced them to buy.
- Sun 27Everyone spent their entire discretionary budget in December.
- Mon 28America is planning outfits and regrets, not purchases.
- Tue 29Everyone spent their entire discretionary budget in December.
- Wed 30Everyone spent their entire discretionary budget in December.
- Thu 31Everyone spent their entire discretionary budget in December.