Marketing Excuses*

November 2026

Every company on Earth is running ads.

  1. Sun 1Your conversion campaign is competing with every Senate race in America.
  2. Mon 2Your conversion campaign is competing with every Senate race in America.
  3. Tue 3Your conversion campaign is competing with every Senate race in America.
  4. Wed 4Your conversion campaign is competing with every Senate race in America.
  5. Thu 5Your conversion campaign is competing with every Senate race in America.
  6. Fri 6Everyone is doomscrolling results instead of converting.
  7. Sat 7Everyone is doomscrolling results instead of converting.
  8. Sun 8Everyone is doomscrolling results instead of converting.
  9. Mon 9Everyone is doomscrolling results instead of converting.
  10. Tue 10Veterans Day sale noise is drowning out every non-sale message.
  11. Wed 11Veterans Day sale noise is drowning out every non-sale message.
  12. Thu 12Everyone is doomscrolling results instead of converting.
  13. Fri 13It is Friday the 13th, and consumer confidence is superstitious.
  14. Sat 14Inboxes are already full of Black Friday previews.
  15. Sun 15Inboxes are already full of Black Friday previews.
  16. Mon 16Nobody is buying because everyone knows you're going to email them 25% off in two weeks.
  17. Tue 17Nobody is buying because everyone knows you're going to email them 25% off in two weeks.
  18. Wed 18Nobody is buying because everyone knows you're going to email them 25% off in two weeks.
  19. Thu 19Nobody is buying because everyone knows you're going to email them 25% off in two weeks.
  20. Fri 20Nobody is buying because everyone knows you're going to email them 25% off in two weeks.
  21. Sat 21Nobody is buying because everyone knows you're going to email them 25% off in two weeks.
  22. Sun 22Nobody is buying because everyone knows you're going to email them 25% off in two weeks.
  23. Mon 23The busiest travel days of the year are not high-intent shopping moments.
  24. Tue 24The busiest travel days of the year are not high-intent shopping moments.
  25. Wed 25The busiest travel days of the year are not high-intent shopping moments.
  26. Thu 26The busiest travel days of the year are not high-intent shopping moments.
  27. Fri 27Your 20% off offer is fighting 700 other 20% off offers.
  28. Sat 28Black Friday has been extended through Monday, like every year.
  29. Sun 29Black Friday has been extended through Monday, like every year.
  30. Mon 30Consumers have seen 4,000 discounts in 96 hours.