Marketing Excuses*

May 2026

People stopped working sometime around May 15.

  1. Fri 1The jobs report came out this morning.
  2. Sat 2Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  3. Sun 3Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  4. Mon 4Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  5. Tue 5Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  6. Wed 6Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  7. Thu 7Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  8. Fri 8Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  9. Sat 9Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  10. Sun 10Every florist in the country is bidding on your audience right now.
  11. Mon 11It is graduation season, and gift budgets have been claimed by people in rented gowns.
  12. Tue 12It is graduation season, and gift budgets have been claimed by people in rented gowns.
  13. Wed 13End-of-school-year event density has peaked. Every parent is at a recital.
  14. Thu 14It is graduation season, and gift budgets have been claimed by people in rented gowns.
  15. Fri 15End-of-school-year event density has peaked. Every parent is at a recital.
  16. Sat 16It is graduation season, and gift budgets have been claimed by people in rented gowns.
  17. Sun 17End-of-school-year event density has peaked. Every parent is at a recital.
  18. Mon 18It's the week before Memorial Day.
  19. Tue 19It's the week before Memorial Day.
  20. Wed 20It's the week before Memorial Day.
  21. Thu 21It's the week before Memorial Day.
  22. Fri 22It's the week before Memorial Day.
  23. Sat 23Your target demographic is at a lake.
  24. Sun 24Your target demographic is at a lake.
  25. Mon 25Your target demographic is at a lake.
  26. Tue 26Your target demographic is at a lake.
  27. Wed 27Memorial Day flipped the country into summer mode and summer mode does not convert.
  28. Thu 28Memorial Day flipped the country into summer mode and summer mode does not convert.
  29. Fri 29It is graduation season, and gift budgets have been claimed by people in rented gowns.
  30. Sat 30It is graduation season, and gift budgets have been claimed by people in rented gowns.
  31. Sun 31Graduation open house season is consuming every suburban weekend and its sheet cake budget.